“ So i’d like to fully grasp this straight…” we pause permitting the information and knowledge sink in while we sit back on my faded, tan settee. We exhale loudly to the receiver of my cellular phone and spit down the gist of this story he simply recanted. “ She broke into the house, has threatened to cut you into the past, and you’re pretty yes she took your garments?”
“Yeah,” my old roomie mutters sheepishly, “You had been right about this military/crazy thing.”
“Oh, this has absolutely nothing to utilizing the military….” We state when I imagine a new woman with a vendetta wearing down a door and stealing my clothing. “This chick simply is actually certifiably nuts.”
There’s silence regarding the end of this other line. Continue reading “The kinds of Girls You Should Avoid Dating”